Got handcuffed to a chakra blade because my life..

..goal is to kill my brother.

Pick the month you were born :
•January : Became Kage with
•February : Mortal enemies with
•March : Got my headband stolen by
•April : Was murdered by
•May : I ran shirtless with
•June : Got defeated by
•July : Got kissed by
•August : Got body stolen by
•September : Assasinated
•October : Got handcuffed to
•November : Became gods with
•December : Slept with

Pick the date you were born on :
•1 : The Hokage
•2 : Naruto
•3 : Orochimaru
•4 : Jashin
•5 : My Sensei
•6 : A memeber from Sound Four
•7 : Some redhead
•8 : A Sannin
•9 : An Akatsuki member
•10 : A chakra blade
•11 : A Bijuu
•12 : A Jinjuriki
•13 : A ramen addict
•14 : The pervy sage
•15 : An Uchiha
•16 : An Ame Orphan
•17 : The Mizukage
•18 : A Leaf ninja
•19 : A messanger bird
•20 : A medical ninja
•21 : The Feudal Lord
•22 : A reanimated corpse
•23 : My Sempai
•24 : A Narutard
•25 : A Genin
•26 : Gaara
•27 : A monk
•28 : A ramen noodle
•29 : A fangirl/fanboy
•30 : A paper bomb
•31 : Ba-Chan

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing now :
•White : Becuse I'm just that badass
•Black : Because I failed my Chunin Exams
•Pink : Because my family was killed in the war
•Red : Because Naruto told me to
•Brown : Because I'm bored
•Polka dots : Because I'm emo like Sasuke
•Purple : Because I got sent on an S Rank mission
•Gray : Because I haven't been assigned on a mission in a year
•Green : Because my comerades hate me
•Orange : Because my life goal is to kill my brother
•Turquoise : Because I have a ramen noodle in my nose
•Blue : Because the Kazekage demands it
•Yellow : Because a ninja looked at me wrong
•Gold : Because I just became Jonin
•Tan : Because my sensei loves me
•Other : And I don't even know how it happened
•Shirtless : Because...it's a long story